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This is how much money we've spent on foreign oil. Wow....
| The Gross National Debt |
| Gasoline Prices |
My Bad Advice Corner
Set your alarm clock to go off every hour. When it goes off, stick your head in a vat of 'Jell-O' and yell, "Boy, I'm tired!" *
Slap yourself repeatedly while holding uranium and radium until your face gets internet access.
Once you do that, try and hook up a keyboard to your face so you can surf the web.
Do the stuff on this list.
Get angry at inanimate objects.
Yodel at the top of your lungs for a prolonged period of time in a public place.
If you miss your exit (on the highway), back up.
Figure out how to like slapping yourself in the face with a sea bass.
Attempt to read the entirety of the "Encyclopedia Britannica" and/or "Wikipedia."
Act like the people on the sitcom "Seinfeld".
My Good Advice Corner
Don't do the stuff on the list above this one.
Do the stuff on this list.
Learn how to use a computer.
Make a website where you sell advertising space - a dollar a pixel. You get a million dollars, because there's about a million pixels in a computer screen!
Start a computer company and get filthy rich at the age of nineteen.
Game Corner
Here's a fun game that tests your reflexes: http://www.rcs.k12.va.us/csjh/backgroundreactionhtm.htm
Here's an adventure game for all you nerds out there: http://www.runescape.com/
Try out this game that uses a bow and arrow to defeat goblins and other creatures! -> http://lostvectors.com/bowmaster/ (sorry it's not a link; it won't let me make it one; just copy/paste it into your URL bar)
Review corner
Green - Game or game system
Red - Song or singer
Blue - Movie
Purple - Book or author
Napolean Dinamyte: I don't really care that I spelled it wrong, because it was the crappiest movie I have ever had the displeasure of viewing.
"Wii": In my opinion, one of the greatest inventions mankind has ever thought of.
"Nintendo Gamecube": Another great invention.
Barry Manilow: Amazingly enough, a lot of today's young people haven't heard of this great singer. Listen to him! He's great!
The Legend of Zelda - any of them: One of the greatest games on the face of this planet. It includes some of everything - Link, adventure, puzzles, etc. It is totally awesome! (For the Gamecube and Wii, if you were wondering.)
"Shrek 3": What is up with these moviemakers? The entire movie is just one prolonged gross-out.
Harry Potter - any of them: They're all great in my opinion, but I think that POA was the best. Some people say that GOF wasn't as good, but I don't see how. In fact, I think that it was quite good, seeing as how they had to make a movie out of a 734-page book.
Harry Potter - any of them: Once again, they're all great, and in my opinion, rival the greatest works of all time.
The Chronicles of Narnia (C.S. Lewis), His Dark Materials (Philip Pullman), The Seventh Tower (Garth Nix), The Pendragon Series (D.J. MacHale), and The Inheritance Trilogy (Christopher Paolini) etc.: You should read all of these, and anything else by these authors, because they are all some of the best books I have ever had the pleasure of reading!
Holes, Holes: By now, you should be able to tell that I like pretty much everything but Napolean Dynamite and Shrek 3. :^|)
My On Notice Board
This board will be changing as I see fit.
Contact Me
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However, if you had paid attention earlier, you would already know this.
Footnotes
*A quote from "Dilbert" (registered copyright) Check Dilbert out for yourself @ http://dilbert.com/fast!